Hydrant Humorer Gifts

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

Life Imitates Arf....

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Dizzy Spider

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"They say 'April showers bring May flowers'. . . I just hope those flowers come with a life jacket!"

The Future Industry Eco-Terrorism

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

Dog tied up near a hydrant.

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

"If I run a little water, maybe that will help."

'What I want for Thanksgiving is not to be devoured by Big Shirley.'

It was a lot more convenient than going to the beach...and besides, Peter never caught any fish anyway!!

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

The way dogs see it

'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"