Eco Humorer Gifts

The Future Industry Eco-Terrorism

"I love you too, big guy."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

Dizzy Spider

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

World water shortage

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'George is saving us, but will we save him?'

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"You're under arrest."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Clean the World.

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Global Thermostat