Eco Humorer Gifts

The Future Industry Eco-Terrorism

"I love you too, big guy."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Dizzy Spider

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

World water shortage

'George is saving us, but will we save him?'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

"You're under arrest."

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Clean the World.

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Global Thermostat