Skeleton Humorer Gifts

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Apocalliptical

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Skeleton Builder.

The Reaper family on Holidays

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Supermodel's Day Out.

Dizzy Spider

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Skeleton playing the violin

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

The Future Industry Eco-Terrorism

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Grim Reaper fishing in a boat. He has caught a fish skeleton.

Give me a bear, Luv. Anything else? Yeah, a mop.

Trick or Treat!

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'

"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"