Toilet Humorer Gifts

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Crisis'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

Richard the Turd

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The trap

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Hydration

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

WC problem.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."