Hydrant Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches the humor and creativity of your hydrant comedian friend? Our collection offers hilarious, cartoon-style products that capture their witty personality. From clever mugs to playful t-shirts, these gifts are perfect for spreading smiles and chuckles. Whether they're a stand-up lover or a street performer with a punchline, find something that resonates with their unique sense of humor and creative flair.

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"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!" mockup

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

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No Soliciting

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"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?" mockup

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..." mockup

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

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Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries. mockup

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

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Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water mockup

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

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Hydration

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'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...' mockup

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

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Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad! mockup

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

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'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?' mockup

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

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Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals. mockup

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

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"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!" mockup

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

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"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please." mockup

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

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'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.' mockup

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

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Life Imitates Arf....

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The Poodle and The Twooudle.

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"Here he comes! Don't move."

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?" mockup

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

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"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!" mockup

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

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"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one." mockup

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

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"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!" mockup

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

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'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.' mockup

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

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'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?' mockup

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

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Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!" mockup

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

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Knight with a tap in his armour.

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'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?' mockup

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

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"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?" mockup

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

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Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

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"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts." mockup

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

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"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch." mockup

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

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"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?" mockup

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

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Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?' mockup

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

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Hydrant Comedian Gifts Collection

Hydrant Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring creative and humorous designs perfect for your hydrant comedian friend. A daily dose of laughter in every sip!

Hydrant Comedian Pillows

Find a playful pillow that brings humor and personality into any space—perfect for the hydrant comedian with a creative twist.

Hydrant Comedian Prints

Decorate their space with vibrant, humorous prints that capture the lively spirit of your hydrant comedian and add a splash of fun to any wall.

Hydrant Comedian T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts full of fun and wit, ideal for your hydrant comedian who loves to make a statement everywhere they go.