Water Hazard Humorist T-Shirts

"I said to make a left at the fourteenth green!!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Dog wearing a cone

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Hydration

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

High tide.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"This is a terrible table!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Rising sea levels."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'