Hydrant Observer Pillows

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

Gone to seed.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"Any questions?"

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

'It looks fishy to me.'

Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

Welcome to Europe

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Fly Eye Chart

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

'Normally I'd remove it but I's like to just watch this one.'

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"He's the big dog."