Hydrant Spotter Pillows

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Save Our Universe

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Enemies of the Earth

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

The Yachtsman

One Way/Two Ways.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

Accident