Hydrant Spotter Pillows

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Save Our Universe

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

London map drawn from memory.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

Road signs of Aging

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Getting Closer

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Enemies of the Earth

Oh, I think my baby's getting peach fuzz! Moooom! The Abominable Snowboy.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

The Yachtsman

One Way/Two Ways.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

Accident