Hydropower Fan Gifts

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Ecological electricity

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Noah's Ark slugs.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

'You can wait.'

'This may take awhile -- I'll have to go back to the shop for lunch.'

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'