Hydropower Fan Pillows

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Ecological electricity

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Noah's Ark slugs.

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'You can wait.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

'This may take awhile -- I'll have to go back to the shop for lunch.'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."