Energy Systems Fan Pillows

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Music to their ears.

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Ecological electricity

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Cowboy in metric hat shop, "O.K. then, get me a new 45 litre hat"

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

Jerry Brown again. . . and where it stops, nobody knows.

Elevator Out Of Order

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

"Sorry, I thought you knew that the sun doesn't really come up, it's just us spinning around at 1,000 miles an hour!"

McTricity What a Scottish Power Plant Provides.

Obama and employment.

'Good news, Herndon - we want you to stay on as maintenance man for the computer we replaced you with.'

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

You won't try to computerize my job will you? Don't hold your breath!