Energy Fans Pillows

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Smart Arse Meter

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'It's to combat rising fuel bills,'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

"The particle physicists get all the chicks."

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

Wind turbine island...