Renewable Energy Fan Pillows

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

Solar Frankenstein

"No you hear me correctly, I'm a solar bear"

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Wind turbine island...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Recycling bottle bank.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Smart Arse Meter

"Woo-hoo!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Car on bike.

Bottle Bank.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'