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For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Ogle Earth

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Spy Satellite

'We had better tell Pine Gap the Great Huntsman is on to us.'

"What exactly makes you suspect he's a spy satellite?"

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"Bloody satellites..!"

"Rings? - no, they're just spy satellites...

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Satellite falls from space-kills Qaddafi

After George Orwell

'I'd better spray you for satellites.'

Goldilocks finds the right satellite for herself.

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"So what do you do for a living?"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Life in the fastest lane.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France