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what? this stupid bird on all channels

Ascent of Machine.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

I've always been slower than computers...

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Statue of liberty selfie

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'Why not Google it?'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."