Satellite Techie Prints

what? this stupid bird on all channels

Ascent of Machine.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

I've always been slower than computers...

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Artificial Isle