Satellite Technology Prints

what? this stupid bird on all channels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Satellite Dish

Dog Watching TV In His Kennel.

After hours TV.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Space exploration"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Spy Satellite

"Earthlings."

The Great Canadian Novel

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

How M2M really works.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"I love their use of space"

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Space junk.