Satellite Design Prints

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

"Earthlings."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Knight Light.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

How M2M really works.

"I love their use of space"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Space junk.

After hours TV.

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"He was right, the Sky was falling."