Satellite Design Gifts

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Spy Satellite

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Earthlings."

The Great Canadian Novel

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Knight Light.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

How M2M really works.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"I love their use of space"

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Freeways in the Supermarket

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Space junk.

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

God's Fly Swat...

After hours TV.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'