Ship Design Gifts

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Hydrofoil wing boat.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Rats leave a launching ship.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Ark Welding

A pack of icebergs out hunting

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"This is a hard hat area."