Ship Modeling Gifts

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

The Voyages of Captain Blackbird the Pirate

Remote control pirate bully

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Submarine Hunter.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

Ark Welding

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"This is a hard hat area."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

To Launch

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Bottle Battle

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'