Model Ship Enthusiast Gifts

"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

Ship and mine

Cargo Ship Backlog

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

On the brink.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Titanic: How's my steering.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Need tickets.

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

Bottle Battle

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

"What about my name?"

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'Has anyone ever told you, you have the face that could launch a thousand ships?'