Model Boat Enthusiast Gifts

Model Ship with Galley Slaves

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

"But it's supposed to sink, son - it's the Titanic!"

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Remote control pirate bully

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

Desk shaped like an office block.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Model Building

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Submarine Hunter.

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

Emily Ratajkowski

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'