"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."
Ship Model Maker Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the meticulous craft of ship model making? Our collection features witty, creative products perfect for enthusiasts who love bringing tiny ships to life. From mugs that salute your sea-faring skills to t-shirts sporting clever maritime designs, find a gift that reflects your passionate hobby. Whether you're shopping for a seasoned model maker or someone just starting out, our items are designed to inspire and amuse. Dive into our unique selection and add a splash of personality to any space or wardrobe dedicated to ship modeling.
Remote control pirate bully
Piracy on a boating lake
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
'Just in case there is an accident.'
'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'
Submarine Hunter.
You're bottling things up, aren't you?
Rats leave a launching ship.
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'
Ship sinking while worker is still painting.
'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'
'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'
An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models
'He's building a yacht in his basement.'
Ark Welding
Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.
"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"
'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'
'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'
"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"
"This is a hard hat area."
Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'
Self-Made Man.
"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."
Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.
Bottle Battle
To Launch
The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard
Green Peace.
"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."
"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."
Ship Model Maker Gifts Collection
Ship Model Maker Mugs
Explore our collection of mug designs that celebrate ship model makers—perfect for coffee or tea to fuel your creative days.
Ship Model Maker Pillows
Add nautical charm with pillows designed for ship model enthusiasts—ideal for inspiring your creative space or cozying up your favorite spot.
Ship Model Maker Prints
Bring maritime artistry into your home with I stunning prints perfect for any ship model maker or nautical fan’s decor.
Ship Model Maker T-Shirts
Discover our witty, maritime-inspired t-shirts that speak to ship model makers and hobbyists alike—an easy way to share your passion.