Ship Model Maker Pillows

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

Remote control pirate bully

Piracy on a boating lake

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Rats leave a launching ship.

Submarine Hunter.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

Ark Welding

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"This is a hard hat area."

Self-Made Man.

To Launch

Green Peace.

Bottle Battle

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."