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"Ye God's! You're right Captain! We are in a bottle!!!"

A man holds a model ship and a toilet plunger

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

The Voyages of Captain Blackbird the Pirate

Remote control pirate bully

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Submarine Hunter.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

Ark Welding

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

"This is a hard hat area."

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

The 'Dunderburg' (then Largest Warship in the World) in William H Webb's Shipyard

Bottle Battle

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