Model Shipbuilding T-Shirts

"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"

Remote control pirate bully

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Hobby Store

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Model Building

Desk shaped like an office block.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Fish Aeroplane

Toys - Business Model.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Submarine Hunter.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Sandcastles

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'