Satellite Gifts

'It cost me $8000.00, and all I can pick up is Canadian PBS.'

"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Moon: Made in China

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Earthlings."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

How M2M really works.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"I love their use of space"

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'