Satellite Technology Gifts

what? this stupid bird on all channels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Satellite Dish

Dog Watching TV In His Kennel.

After hours TV.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Space exploration"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Spy Satellite

The Great Canadian Novel

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Earthlings."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

How M2M really works.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"I love their use of space"

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Space junk.