Rocket Design Gifts

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Space exploration"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Learner Driver

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Girls in Science

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Musk vs Bezos

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Rocket to the Moon