Rocketry Gifts

Rocket.

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

"Wow! That's cleared my constipation."

You must be this tall.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

'...5..4..3..'

Musk vs Bezos

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

A rocket to the Moon

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"That's cleared my constipation!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Space Sheep.

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

"Great launch party"

'I just got a text from HQ. Whatever it is we do, it ain't rocket science.'

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

"What's Elon Musk up to?"

"Did you get a permit for that?"

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

Rocket to the Moon

Learner Driver

NASA Rocket Systems

Billionaires in Space!

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

'I'm not worried - John has always said sex is no more dangerous than letting off a rocket in a cul-de-sac.'

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

"Hold on, Bob's little rocketship just started ticking."