Rocket Riders Gifts

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

You must be this tall.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Space exploration"

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Girls in Science

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Life in the fastest lane.

Rocket Ark

Space Pioneer

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Musk vs Bezos

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"