Rocket Racer Gifts

Ostriches

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An early space launch attempt.

A smiling cyclist

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Space exploration"

Filling the Missile Gap

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Tractor Racing

Behind Every Stupid Man

Learner Driver

Girls in Science

Rocket Ark

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Football Planet

'Boat Launch'

"This guy has the entire universe and still has to tailgate me!"

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.