Rocketry Mugs

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

Rocket.

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"

You must be this tall.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

"Wow! That's cleared my constipation."

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

'Not only will I fly, I will fly to the Moon!'

'...5..4..3..'

Musk vs Bezos

"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

A rocket to the Moon

"Great launch party"

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Space Sheep.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"That's cleared my constipation!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I just got a text from HQ. Whatever it is we do, it ain't rocket science.'

A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.

"Did you get a permit for that?"

"Shotgun!"

"I live about three seconds from here."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

"T-minus 1 month and 16 days until we launch a better year!"

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Filling the Missile Gap

The Wizard's Space Programme.

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."