Rocket Science Mugs

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

Jet Pack

"Space exploration"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Astronaut

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

Economics as Rocket Science

'Wow! That rocket salad has got a kick!'

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'The only reason that 'children are our future' is that we don't send enough adults on round trips through deep-space at relativistic speeds...'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Boat Launch'

Now, which one of you did this to my rocket?!

'Can't you just fix it? I mean, it's not like it's rocket science.'

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

'...and when you get up to 26 miles, you just pull the ripcord and float gently down...'

"You too."

"Mine's bigger."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The rocket powered skiier

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Parking meter on the moon.