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'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Questions

God with Earth Controller

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.