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"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Schrödinger and his cat

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Bonk!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System