I can see why we don't stand up!
Gravity Philosopher T-Shirts
Let them wear their curiosity on their sleeve with a T-shirt that combines humor and science, perfect for the gravity philosopher who loves to share their fascination with the universe.
'Sorry. Blame gravity. If I could float across the room, you know I would.'
"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."
"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."
"Good game."
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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
Intelligent people laugh too!
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Bonk!"
Coronavirus
"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."
Newton's Cradle Solar System
"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"
The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.
His and Hers Gravity Bars.
Questions
"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."
"Shall we put it in play?"
"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."
"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"
'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'
'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'
Newton discovers anti-gravity,
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
Eviction Notice for Earth...
"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"
Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'
If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.
Gravity Philosopher T-Shirts Collection
Gravity Philosopher Mugs
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Gravity Philosopher Pillows
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Gravity Philosopher Prints
Transform their space with prints that highlight the beauty and mystery of gravity—ideal for any science enthusiast’s decor.