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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Good game."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm here for the hair."

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'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Young Galileo

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Balding Autumn Tree.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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