Gravity Philosopher Gifts

I can see why we don't stand up!

'Sorry. Blame gravity. If I could float across the room, you know I would.'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Good game."

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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Bonk!"

Coronavirus

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Questions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.