Space-age Philosophers Gifts

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Creativity

Coronavirus

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Questions

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'