Space-age Philosophers Gifts

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Coronavirus

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Creativity

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Questions

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

"...and at the edge of the universe it says 'Abandon hope, all ye who look beyond here'."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'

'Looking into the vastness of space makes me realize how insignificant you are.'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'