Physics Philosopher Gifts

Entropy Seminar.

String Theory

Institute of Quantum Physics

"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"

Max Planck

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Big Bang Theory.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Apples for sale

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Ban on Free Speech

Humans...What is their purpose?

Math Dreams

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."