Philosophical Physicist Gifts

Photon Self-Identity Issues

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Albert Einstein

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'But I digress...'

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Is it that bad?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Humans...What is their purpose?

Ban on Free Speech

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Historical memory is on life support.