Gravity Thinker Prints

"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Apples for sale

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Arthur Schopenhauer

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Bonk!"

Schrödinger and his cat

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."