Relativity Thinker Prints

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Math Dreams

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'