Relativity Thinker Pillows

'Einstein believed in the talking to plants theory'

Stephen Hawking

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."