Relativity Enthusiasts Pillows

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

"It could never work between us."

'People, get a half-life!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Newton's vacation

Newton's Law and Order.

Moon and Star

Astronaut

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

The One That Newton Missed

The successful rubbernecker...

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."