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"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Gee, thanks pal."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Chiller Theatre

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

The Origins of Everything

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

EU and India partnership.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System