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"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Ever since we started developing the theory of a finite universe, I've had this cooped-up feeling.

'It was a lot easier to keep an eye on things before the bang. Everything was all in one place then.'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Teenagers!'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Gee, thanks pal."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Chiller Theatre

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

The Origins of Everything

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

EU and India partnership.