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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

EU and India partnership.

Population rocket

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Citizen of the world.

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."