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'Teenagers!'

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Slavery Reparations

How life on Earth really got its start.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

EU and India partnership.

Population rocket

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Citizen of the world.