Space Thinker Pillows

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Zenemies.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

A man looks up at the earth

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Questions

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

God with Earth Controller

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'